"Rick Ross" & His Chest
Covers "Vibe" & "Complex" June/July Issues
Angela Yee: Have you ever messed with a girl that you were embarrassed about and you hoped no one finds out? Wale: When I was younger. Seeing them in the club the next time like, Damn, if I could see me from last week I’d beat the shit out of me. I’d put a roofie in my own joint so I don’t end up talking to this chick.
Meek Mill: Like 3:30 in the morning, not having a girl. It be like that sometimes. I fuck a lot of bad women, don’t get it twisted. I got a thick one, a little husky... I got that one and she’s always around. And people found out I hit it--
[All laugh]
Mill: She ain’t fat. She’s thick. She’s like 25 percent over the line.
Pill: She had a few too many goddamn double cheeseburgers.
What about you, Ross? Ross: I be sliding through the ‘hood, I can’t lie. I love extravagant exotic women, but I come from the ‘hood at the same time. So if I’m in my Chevy riding through the ‘hood and you see one of those ghetto girls in a hot pink shirt, you’re just like ‘Hey, put your number in this.’ I’m still in touch with the ‘hood like that.
You’re giving back to the community. Ross: I still give back. I can’t even front.
Pill, I’ve seen you with some crackheads. [All laugh] Mill: Pill is a ‘hood nigga, for real. He doesn’t give a fuck.
Pill: On some real shit, I’ve had some that didn’t look all that right. I play like I ain’t know it that day in the club because--
Ross: You can’t act like you don’t know it.
Wale: That’s what makes them go crazy.
Pill: I ain’t gon’ lie, one of my worse experiences was waking up in the morning years ago and I looked over to my left and said, “Aww, man, what the fuck were you doing, dog?”
Ross: I can’t sleep the whole night with a chick. Before sunrise, shorty, you got to go.
Pill: Obviously, I was too fucked up in the first place to have you in my bed and in my house if you’re looking that bad. So I went to sleep and when I got up, I’m asking you, “What went down? Did I really just...”
Ross: You done ate the pussy.
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"Rick Ross" & "Andy Samberg" Cover "Complex"
What’s a lazy Sunday for Rick Ross?
Ross: Lounging in my Jordan shorts, my Gucci sandals, an ounce of weed, and a real thin Polo tee. And make sure it’s Polo because those T-shirts are real thin. You feel like you’re naked.
Andy, what’s a lazy Sunday for you?
Andy: Exactly like the song we do. Get some cupcakes, go see Chronicles of Narnia. If it’s not in theaters, watch it at home.
To read more check out the interview in the Complex.
Both of you have new albums. Andy, what’s the science behind Turtleneck & Chain?
Andy Samberg: Songs about our dicks, fake rap, and other fake music.
Rick, you have God Forgives, I Don’t. What’s the direction with that?
Rick Ross: It’s beautifully violent. It’s street music at its finest.
Beautiful violence and penises. Your marketing departments must love you. Do you guys expect any other similarities out of your respective albums?
Andy: They’re both going to come out. [Laughter.] They’ll definitely both be available on iTunes. CD. In the future we’re going to get them out on laser disc.
Ross: Fuck, yeah!
Rick, can we expect some dick jokes on God Forgives, I Don’t?
Ross: There will be a few “suck my dick” and blow job mentions here and there.
Already you’re making a connection.
Andy: Rick, did you ever see the biopic on Don King? My favorite line from that is when he’s in the bathroom talking to a dude while he’s taking a piss and the guy asks, “Hey Don, aren’t you going to wash your hands?” and he’s like, “Shit, I wash my hands before I touch my dick!”
Ross: [Laughs.] That’s true, though.
When did you both decide that you wanted to be rappers?
My favorite line from the Don King biopic is when he's in the bathroom, and he's like, 'Sh*t, I wash my hands before I touch my d*ck!' --Andy
Andy: I’m a comedian, and I decided I wanted to be a comedian when I was eight years old watching old Saturday Night Live episodes. I never decided to be a rapper because I’m not a rapper.
Ross: But he hangs with cool-ass rappers.
Andy: I’ve been lucky enough to chill out with rappers because of my love for rap music.
What about you, Rick?
Ross: Hanging out at an arcade and they had a big-ass screen on the wall. Some fine chicks walked in and they had biker shorts on. I was in fourth or fifth grade at the time, and I was like, “Damn, these are the finest chicks I’ve ever seen.” I just saw the way they reacted to Big Daddy Kane when “The Symphony” came on. I started doing the flattop right there. [Laughter.]
Rick, is there anyone you don’t fuck with comedically?
Ross: I fuck with my homie right here. We don’t fuck with Carrot Top.
Andy: I don’t think I would step to Carrot Top, though—he’s jacked as hell. [Laughter.]
But maybe if you were rolling with the Bawse…?
Ross: He’s got the Bawse with him now.
Andy: That’s true, yeah, I’d go at it.
Ross: Yeah, we said it. Fuck Carrot Top!
Andy, who’s the softest dude in rap?
Andy: I’m not really in a position to call anyone in rap soft. Probably me.
Rick, if you got into acting, what kind of role would you play?
Ross: “The Weed Head.” The Bawse weed head. Testing the strains that I got my team growing for me. That’s what I do, I count the money and I test the product.
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