Beyonce's Prosthetic Baby Bump Folds and Collapses On Film!

10/14/2011

"Beyonce's"
Prosthetic Baby Bump Folds & Collapses On Film!
Nothing But "Jelly" In Dat Belly

I'mma be honest, I could care less one way or the other if "Beyonce" could have a baby or not. Truthfully going through 9 months of carrying and delivering a baby aint always that gravy, if I was supa rich, I might would pay a surrogate, you get the baby, and keep your body.

If she can't have kids, tha't nothing to be ashamed about. She's not the first one and she wont be the last one. I understand that is the downside of being famous, because you live your life in public scrutiny and judgement, but she probably could of helped to encourage a lot of women with being truthful. It would of made her seem more human and down to earth, but what I aint gonna do is to pretend to be in labor, just to avoid the public naysayers.

I'll be honest. When I first saw her do her little belly rub on the award show, I was like, ummmm, you can't be dancing like that with a belly full of baby, in high heels. (That's Shake'n Baby Syndrome) But now, this all makes sense to me.

See, what happens when you try to be slick, you out slick yourself. Luckily for her, her prosthetic is made of memory foam and at least it remembered she was pretending like she was pregnant, and bounced right back into shape. Word on the street is that "Beyoncé" is wearing a fake prosthetic while her unknown surrogate carries her baby to term.

I aint even gonna get on all the "Illuminati" speculations, but you know you got to give up someone to have a successful career. Maybe this is hers. She can't have kids. Watch the "Illuminati" videos bellow if you want to. It's a little scary to me. They say you "sell your soul to the devil" for fame and fortune so, I could believe it. Even "Kanye" said he got a bad deal. Not saying she's humping on chickens and eating bats for lunch, but...... And I do know it's easy to play anything backwards and hear what you want to hear, and the play back recordings are not that clear.