Memba, before Barbie was black, that you'd have to get them cheap fake Barbie's in the plastic bag, and as soon as you combed the hair it would break off and fall out, like a bad weave? Well, I'm ova here fitt'n to cry, cuz you know what's fitt'n to happen next, Tyra's head's gone pop off, and you gone lose the body, and then yo mamma aint gonna buy you a new one cuz you did'nt take care of the one you got. Then there aint gone be another season of America's Next Top model. Oh, it aint my fault.

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